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GREETINGS, FRIENDS OF THE COMMANBEAR! TODAY I HAVE NEWS THAT IS EXCITING
AND NEW! I JUST RECIEVED A COMMUNIQUE FROM CHOCLATIERS' HEADQUARTERS WHICH
SPEAKS OF A NEW HERO AGAINST INJUSTICE -- EL SUPREMO COMMANBEAR !
JUST AS I AM HISTORY'S GREATEST HERO, EL SUPREMO COMMANBEAR IS HISTORY'S GREATEST REVOLUTIONARY! TO READ ABOUT HIS EXPLOITS, IN HIS NATIVE TONGUE OF "BEAR-ESE," CLICK MY CHOCOLATEY BROW! IF YOU HAVE NOT YET HEARD MY LEGEND, CLICK HERE! THAT IS ALL! |